THE ELDEN RING (my gosh)


Written by; Anjorin Isaac


​Elden Ring as we know is an action role-playing game developed by From Software and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment. It was released on February 25, 2022. Ever since it’s release it sold over 12 million copies, precisely in March, 2022 (what a game). A game with a ridiculous amount of complexity, lol, making sure every gamer (the pro’s inclusive) had a tossle winning a boss fight and having to play again like 20 times (craziest part is getting Killed with two moves from the enemy, after almost ending its life 😢)and prolly got pissed off at some point, because some fuck’n BOSS in the game , decided to be tougher than normal. IMO, I got so aggravated with my console, hitting the console on the table a couple of times, thank the stars, it still works, cos that would have been so shitty for me, if it didn’t. In continuation of my complexity problems and issues with Elden Ring, right, Boss fights like; The one with the Flame Chariot boss😂, we all had our cakes with that “bastard!”, I literally(obviously not myself)  died like 13 times, before getting a hang around that f00l. Godfrey, the first Elden lord, showed me hell as well, bruhh; I had to go on YouTube to watch videos, hoping to find an easier way to kill that guy, RadBrad was that YouTube cheat code for me, so I hopped on his channel right, watching closely at his first attempt and For the most part all I could hear was “JESUS“, oh wow! he knows that name too😂apparently, he made an obvious amount of 9 attempts, before killing Godfrey!

Godfrey


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 However, the original time-frame for the game for every player was 50-70 hours, with a total number of 157 bosses in the game(comprising of 9 Demi gods), cheers to us that Stayed on the game for a month or two, before we saw the end of it. And to those creating hypothetical comparisons about Dark souls, being a better soul game, lol. I have just one thing to tell you, GO DO AN OPTICAL SCAN! I promise it helps. I mean bosses like Grafted Scion makes Elden Ring miles clear..I literally just found out that, the Grafted Scion can be defeated, oh wow! Not by me tho, I would prolly just stay back and let my eyes do the watching rather(for the good of my console and my temperament as well).

Here are some of the insane bosses;

-MARGIT THE FELL OMEN

-GOD RICK THE GRAFTED

-RED-WOLF OF RADAGAN

-RENNALA, QUEEN OF THE FULL MOON

-GODFREY (oh shit) THE FIRST ELDEN LORD

-THE FLAME CHARIOT

Three flame Chariot

The most hilarious part of the game were the misleading messages (lol) gets me pissed off all the time, cos I go ahead and do them without a second thought and prolly end up dying or not getting answers I need at all, leaving me asking myself the question..why? Or wtf?? I bet I said wtf? Most in my life playing this game, and literally used the most curse words playing this game as well(just kidding, i could be very uncensored sometimes, yeah I know that’s bad, but I’m working on it I promise🥺) but I assure you it was fun all the wayyy, having to make irrational decisions..DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE and probably die again, then act right.

Me: Thinking grand theft auto V, was that game, because it had multiple ending, welp, I bring you Elden Ring- which has 6 yes, SIX! different endings (crazy right?)


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Honestly, IMO it’s a game I would love to play again, again and again, but I just gotta keep a pretentious smile this time, so I don’t get engulfed in my anger and probably break my console for goood this time, hopefully.

Welp, in other words, I preciate y’all, right from the contributors of the game(yeah those guyys) to the players of the game (including the ones that got so frustrated and prolly almost broke their consoles, like I did or you that decided to use the quit button😂, I finished the game, with a massive amount of help, yes! Shhh! We can keep my little secret between us😌, welp, you can as well) and to you reading this right now and later ❤️ 


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